February 2012
Can I just
leave and not tell anyone but my family?
That would be great, thanks.
5 tags
1 tag
2 tags
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Anonymous asked: If you had a penis for a day,...
loverwithconcretefeet:
try to spin it around like a windmill.
masturbate.
get a blow job.
have sex.
cum on the girls boobs.
slap it from side to side a la Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
make it into a mangina.
masturbate again.
At least I’m honest.
try to spin it around like a windmill.
masturbate.
get a blow job.
have sex.
cum on the girls boobs.
slap it from side to...
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
5 tags
4 Bed/2 Bath Apartment for Lease!
ramboslady:
About 1400 square feet with rent being $1147 a month! Family neighborhood (great for kids!) and close to Fort Clarke Middle school and Hidden Oak Elementary school as well as Santa Fe College.
Feel free to contact me for more information.
Move in as soon as possible available.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
1 tag
3 tags
I really am a bitch sometimes.
Just a side effect of the fact that I don’t censor what I say at all.
1 tag
1 tag
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
